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		<title><![CDATA[Testies - Spiel mit mir!]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Characters Theme]]></title>
			<link>https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/showthread.php?tid=1793</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2022 16:02:37 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/member.php?action=profile&uid=253">Brusk</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Mir kam der Gedanke, weil ich zum lernen fast ausschließlich Filmmusik höre. Vllt sehr ähnlich zum "Der Song über mir" aber dennoch - meines Erachtens - ein wenig anders. <br />
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Und zwar geht es hier gezielt um die Begleitmusik die zum Charakter über euch eurer Meinung nach passt. Also die Melodie, die den Charakter in einer Szene begleiten würde, wenn er den Raum betritt etc. Hier geht es also eher um die Stimmung, die in den Klängen übertragen wird als um den Inhalt des Songtextes. <br />
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Wer Lust hat, kann ja sogar den eine kleine Szene dazu verfassen, die einem zu der Music und der gedanklichen Szenerie in Kombination mit dem entsprechenden Char einfällt.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Mir kam der Gedanke, weil ich zum lernen fast ausschließlich Filmmusik höre. Vllt sehr ähnlich zum "Der Song über mir" aber dennoch - meines Erachtens - ein wenig anders. <br />
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Und zwar geht es hier gezielt um die Begleitmusik die zum Charakter über euch eurer Meinung nach passt. Also die Melodie, die den Charakter in einer Szene begleiten würde, wenn er den Raum betritt etc. Hier geht es also eher um die Stimmung, die in den Klängen übertragen wird als um den Inhalt des Songtextes. <br />
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Wer Lust hat, kann ja sogar den eine kleine Szene dazu verfassen, die einem zu der Music und der gedanklichen Szenerie in Kombination mit dem entsprechenden Char einfällt.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[hochzählen]]></title>
			<link>https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/showthread.php?tid=1630</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2022 09:27:57 +0200</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/member.php?action=profile&uid=1">Ältestenrat</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Einfach weiter zählen... :><br />
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Wir beginnen bescheiden mit 1]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Einfach weiter zählen... :><br />
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Wir beginnen bescheiden mit 1]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Du schreibst Geschichte #2]]></title>
			<link>https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/showthread.php?tid=1629</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2022 09:27:01 +0200</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Regeln: Man übernimmt den Text vom vorherigen Post und ergänzt ihn um 2-3 weitere Worte. Satzzeichen könnt ihr ohne Begrenzung verwenden.</span><br />
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Text aus #1:<br />
<blockquote class="mycode_quote"><cite>Zitat:</cite>Vor der letzten Abbiegung glaubte ich, dass alles, was ich wollte eigentlich bloß meine Mutter war. Geil. Aber Bier hatte niemand, obwohl mir klar war: sie haben alles außer Bier. Also nahm ich die Drachenrüstung von Baby Ares mit in mein Gemach und legte sie mir aufs Kopfkissen. Ich würde strippen, so verführerisch, dass es den Feuerlord todtraurig macht und er mir sofort ein Lied über Kenshins nacktes Gesäß stöhnen muss. Besonders aufregend finde ich, wie klein mein Penis wirkte, als ich ihn im kalten Wasser tot schlug. Ich betete, dass Soraya endlich mal Fahrradfahren lernt. Nur ein wahrer Held kann Radfahren. Und durch reine Muskelkraft...</blockquote>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Regeln: Man übernimmt den Text vom vorherigen Post und ergänzt ihn um 2-3 weitere Worte. Satzzeichen könnt ihr ohne Begrenzung verwenden.</span><br />
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Text aus #1:<br />
<blockquote class="mycode_quote"><cite>Zitat:</cite>Vor der letzten Abbiegung glaubte ich, dass alles, was ich wollte eigentlich bloß meine Mutter war. Geil. Aber Bier hatte niemand, obwohl mir klar war: sie haben alles außer Bier. Also nahm ich die Drachenrüstung von Baby Ares mit in mein Gemach und legte sie mir aufs Kopfkissen. Ich würde strippen, so verführerisch, dass es den Feuerlord todtraurig macht und er mir sofort ein Lied über Kenshins nacktes Gesäß stöhnen muss. Besonders aufregend finde ich, wie klein mein Penis wirkte, als ich ihn im kalten Wasser tot schlug. Ich betete, dass Soraya endlich mal Fahrradfahren lernt. Nur ein wahrer Held kann Radfahren. Und durch reine Muskelkraft...</blockquote>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tier über mir!]]></title>
			<link>https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/showthread.php?tid=1628</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2022 09:23:57 +0200</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/member.php?action=profile&uid=0">Teizoku</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hier postet ihr ein Bild von dem Charakter über euch, wenn er ein Tier wäre.<br />
Gern kann das auch an eine Szene angelehnt sein oder eine spezielle Eigenart des Charakter etc. ...<br />
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Viel Spaß! :D]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hier postet ihr ein Bild von dem Charakter über euch, wenn er ein Tier wäre.<br />
Gern kann das auch an eine Szene angelehnt sein oder eine spezielle Eigenart des Charakter etc. ...<br />
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Viel Spaß! :D]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Was guckst du gerade?]]></title>
			<link>https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/showthread.php?tid=1627</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2022 09:22:58 +0200</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Was guckst du gerade?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Was guckst du gerade?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Assoziationsecke]]></title>
			<link>https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/showthread.php?tid=1626</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2022 09:21:37 +0200</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/member.php?action=profile&uid=1">Ältestenrat</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Die Regeln sind ganz einfach, du liest das Wort, welches in dem Post vor dir geschrieben wurde und schreibst deine erste Assoziation direkt drunter.<br />
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Der Anfang ist: OSTERN]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Die Regeln sind ganz einfach, du liest das Wort, welches in dem Post vor dir geschrieben wurde und schreibst deine erste Assoziation direkt drunter.<br />
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Der Anfang ist: OSTERN]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Was hörst du gerade?]]></title>
			<link>https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/showthread.php?tid=1625</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2022 09:20:36 +0200</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Bekanntes Spiel, bekannte Regeln. :D<br />
Was hörst du also gerade?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Bekanntes Spiel, bekannte Regeln. :D<br />
Was hörst du also gerade?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Song über mir]]></title>
			<link>https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/showthread.php?tid=1452</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2021 11:22:45 +0200</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/member.php?action=profile&uid=290">Inuri</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Ähnlich, wie bei "Tier über mir", geht es hier darum für den Charakter über euch einen Song zu posten, den ihr mit diesem assoziiert. Erklärungen sind optional und können rangieren von "It's just the vibes, man" zu "Nun, diese spezifischen Lyrics hier [...]" und basieren auf dem Charakter an sich, einer bestimmten Szene oder auch einem (romantischen or not) Pairing. Imaginäre Bonuspunkte, wenn der Song noch nicht auf der Playlist des Chars ist ;D<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">Waaaas, nein, das hier ist keine Ausrede um Leute mit den Songs zu bewerfen, die ich mit ihren Chars assoziiere</span></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Ähnlich, wie bei "Tier über mir", geht es hier darum für den Charakter über euch einen Song zu posten, den ihr mit diesem assoziiert. Erklärungen sind optional und können rangieren von "It's just the vibes, man" zu "Nun, diese spezifischen Lyrics hier [...]" und basieren auf dem Charakter an sich, einer bestimmten Szene oder auch einem (romantischen or not) Pairing. Imaginäre Bonuspunkte, wenn der Song noch nicht auf der Playlist des Chars ist ;D<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">Waaaas, nein, das hier ist keine Ausrede um Leute mit den Songs zu bewerfen, die ich mit ihren Chars assoziiere</span></span>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Die "Versüß mir den Tag"-Quest]]></title>
			<link>https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/showthread.php?tid=1404</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2021 12:40:24 +0200</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/member.php?action=profile&uid=253">Brusk</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Ich dachte mir, etwas Love verteilen ist nicht verkehrt! <br />
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Hier geht es <span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nicht</span></span> um den Charakter sondern um das spielende Userlein dahinter. <br />
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Schreibt einfach was liebes zu der Person über euch, ganz egal was, einfach etwas was euch einfällt und versüßt ihr damit den Tag. Möglich ist alles, Lob zum Charakter, Lob zum Set, Lob zum Schreibstil, ein Dankeschön für was auch immer. Ob kurzer oder langer Text, seid kreativ!<br />
<br />
<hr>
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">The Beginning:</span> <br />
<br />
Ich habe niemanden über mir, aber den wunderschönen Banner des Luftdesigns weshalb ich mich ans Team wende: <br />
<br />
Das Hurri-Team leistet immer wieder tolle Herzensarbeit und verdient ganz viel Liebe dafür <3 <br />
Bin einfach happy meinen Weg hierher gefunden zu haben und anderem auch, weil man merkt, wie viel liebe und Leidenschaft im Detail steckt. Ihr setzt euch mit den Usern und ihren Bedürfnissen auseinander, was einfach unfassbar viel Anerkennung verdient! :D<br />
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<img src="https://c.tenor.com/52m2xgRJeSgAAAAM/clapping-clap.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Bild: clapping-clap.gif]" class="mycode_img" /></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Ich dachte mir, etwas Love verteilen ist nicht verkehrt! <br />
<br />
Hier geht es <span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nicht</span></span> um den Charakter sondern um das spielende Userlein dahinter. <br />
<br />
Schreibt einfach was liebes zu der Person über euch, ganz egal was, einfach etwas was euch einfällt und versüßt ihr damit den Tag. Möglich ist alles, Lob zum Charakter, Lob zum Set, Lob zum Schreibstil, ein Dankeschön für was auch immer. Ob kurzer oder langer Text, seid kreativ!<br />
<br />
<hr>
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">The Beginning:</span> <br />
<br />
Ich habe niemanden über mir, aber den wunderschönen Banner des Luftdesigns weshalb ich mich ans Team wende: <br />
<br />
Das Hurri-Team leistet immer wieder tolle Herzensarbeit und verdient ganz viel Liebe dafür <3 <br />
Bin einfach happy meinen Weg hierher gefunden zu haben und anderem auch, weil man merkt, wie viel liebe und Leidenschaft im Detail steckt. Ihr setzt euch mit den Usern und ihren Bedürfnissen auseinander, was einfach unfassbar viel Anerkennung verdient! :D<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">
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<img src="https://c.tenor.com/52m2xgRJeSgAAAAM/clapping-clap.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Bild: clapping-clap.gif]" class="mycode_img" /></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Incorrect In-Character Quotes]]></title>
			<link>https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/showthread.php?tid=1275</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2021 22:18:32 +0200</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/member.php?action=profile&uid=227">Rune</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ishar:</span> I think we should kiss.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">eurybia:</span> You know, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, and then I think - better not.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">aizen:</span> I don't cry for anything.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kura:</span> You were literally just crying about dragons.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">aizen:</span> They can't blow out their birthday candles!<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">rune:</span> Welcome to the “Fuck a Airbender Hating Firebender Club”, where we say a weekly “fuck you” to the airnation hating Firebenders.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">jhaan, visibly sweating:</span> There’s been a misunderstanding-<br />
<br />
“I’m in love with you, you just want to be friends, and I’m totally cool living with that constant pain.”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Zhira to Rune<br />
</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Sylas:</span> You are not worthless. Organs are extremely expensive on the black market.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypo, holding a Lush bag:</span> Listen, I know we don’t get along with each other but I got you a bath bomb for your birthday. So whenever you’re feeling stressed and you need a bath, just fill your bathtub with water and drop this in. I guarantee all your worries will be over.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya, looking inside:</span> This is a toaster<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">someone:</span> Congratulations to you and Soraya for being pregnant<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Like I needed more people calling me Daddy but yes thanks, we're... thrilled.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kali:</span> I know you snuck out last night, Brusk.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">brusk:</span> inner voice Play dump!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">brusk:</span> Whos Brusk?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">brusk:</span> *inner voice* Not that dumb!<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ishar:</span> Bro.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">brusk:</span> What, bro?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ishar:</span> Tell the whole world we’re bros.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">brusk, whispering:</span> We’re bros.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ishar:</span> Why’d you whisper, bro?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">brusk:</span> Because you’re my whole world, bro.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ishar:</span> B r o.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nyla:</span> Can I have your jacket? Im cold!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> No, no. Your nipples look great.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">rida:</span> Don’t fraternize with this creature. I am still training him.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">luneth:</span> It’s only a parrot!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">rida:</span> I was talking to the parrot.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">elysandre [to ishar]</span> :I am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility and I hope it won't color your opinion of eurybia, who is not only a wonderful lady but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><br />
ravioli:</span> I never brag.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">pios:</span> You once called your face the proof of God’s existence.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Elysandre:</span> “Bland, boring, Eurybia. If she were a spice, she’d be flour.”<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> Have a good day.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Don't tell me what to do.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Niobe:</span> *holding an antique bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Suna:</span> *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Suna:</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Suna:</span> It's perfume.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> Nevin thinks she’s smart and she said that onions are the only food that can make people cry, so I threw a coconut at her face.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">neiris:</span> When you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">brusk:</span> *holds up 8 of hearts* Is this your card?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">neiris:</span> *softly* Holy Shit.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ravioli:</span> Dont be upsetti, have some spaghetti.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">rune:</span> One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Since i’m going out of town for a while, i’ve left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares, picking one piece of paper out of the bowl</span>: For instance, “Ikharus, stop doing that” just applies to everything<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><br />
Bai:</span> I need to get something off my chest.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Yume:</span> Is it your shirt? Please say yes.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Elijah:</span> Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> [sighing] It’s ares’s turn…<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Fuck shit up out there and don’t die.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Sylas:</span> [wiping away a tear] Inspirational.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Bai:</span> Rune, alcohol can’t solve all of your problems.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> Well neither can milk.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Help me with this crossword puzzle, I need a seven letter word for “disappointment”.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">sylas:</span> ikharus<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> It fits.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">sylas:</span> Sure<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">rune.:</span> You can never say bubbles in a threatening way<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> ...<br />
(5 minutes later)<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> Hey, why is ares angrily screaming ‘bubbles’ on the roof?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Bai:</span> Yes.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> I was hula hooping. Kalypso and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Bai:</span> Oh. My. God.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Bai:</span> Why are you telling me this?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Because no one will ever believe you.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Bai:</span> You sick son of a bitch.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> today ares called me a tool<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> haha, jokes on him<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> tools are useful<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> please stop talking to me<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> I'm not sure I get the question... what do you mean by... rules?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> am I saying it right? ...rules?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> babe<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> yes?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">sylas:</span> yes?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">everyone:</span> grab the popcorn<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as “Eagle One”.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Kalypsos code name: “Been There, Done That”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Soraya is “Currently Doing That”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Sylas is “It Happened Once in a Dream”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Elijahs code name: “If I Had To Pick a Dude”.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Bai is… “Eagle Two”.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Bai:</span> Oh thank God.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">sylas:</span> i love you<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> thank you<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">sylas:</span> i love you so much<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> thank you so much<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">runes wife ismene:</span> [bursts into room]<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ismene:</span> So you two ARE having sex!<br />
[rune und zhira sitting on their beds reading]<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> We are? Zhira why didn’t you tell me? I’d have put down my book.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">bai:</span> Please never become a surgeon.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">astra:</span> What if birds aren’t singing and they’re screaming because they’re scared of heights<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">aphelion:</span> ...<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">slyas:</span> Aren’t stars so amazing?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> You’re the prettiest star.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">slyas:</span> What’d you say?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A CAR.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us.(Bearbeitet)<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> u ever think??<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> no & u cant make me<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">bai:</span> remember murder is never the answer<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> of course, murder is the question<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> and the answer is yes<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">elijah:</span> how was the honeymoon?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> soraya got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire. she said "good luck to return me without the receipt"<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someone’s cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and look right into their eyes and then violently twist their head at a right angle and snap their neck?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> I'll be right back.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> I know what you are.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Say it.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> Problematic.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> Did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener”?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">sylas:</span> Should I not have?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">shallan:</span> Maybe because you're pretty, you're used to getting away with things. But I want you to know that your actions have an affect on others, and I hate you. And you're a horrible person. And you not understanding that you're a horrible person doesn't make you any less of a horrible person!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya</span>: You think I'm pretty?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> look, you seem very nice<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">aphelion:</span> thanks<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> I have no room in my life for people like that<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Bai to Yume:</span> " How's the most beautiful person on earth doing? "<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya, from across the room:</span> "I'm great, THANK YOU!"<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> "I don't dress to imppress. I dress to depress."<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> " I look so good i make people hate Themselves."<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> “You said if you were ever going to do opposite sex experimentation, it was going to be with me.”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Suna:</span> “I never said that to you.”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> “It has been implied.”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Suna:</span> “By you.”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Cuchulainn:</span> You know I`m jealous of you.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ezekiel:</span> What? Why?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Cuchulainn:</span> Your partner is way hotter than mine.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ezekiel:</span> wait, but...<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ezekiel:</span> but we are dating...<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ezekiel:</span> COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kuranosuke</span>: I can fit the whole world in my hands.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aizen:</span> No, thats impossible.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kuranosuke:</span> *cups Aizens face with his hands.*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aizen:</span> *blushes furiously*<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Mephisto:</span> I wanna do bad things to you.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Hera:</span> Oh. Kinky. Like what?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Mephisto:</span> Break your legs. Choke you to death. Push you off a building. Snap your neck.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Hera:</span> *...disappears*<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Aaah...Bai...finally...my archenemy-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> [kicking in the door] Your wHAT NOW<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Rune,really,it's not-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> HOW COULD YOU ARES<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> BUT IT SEEMS LIKE I AM JUST ANOTHER COMMON RIVAL TO YOU<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">pan</span>: i want to dominate the world<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">cheol:</span> pan-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">pan:</span> you are my world<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">cheol:</span> thank you dear<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">pan:<br />
cheol:<br />
cheol:</span> wait<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">eurybia:</span> I hate you!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">rune:</span> I hate me more!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">eurybia:</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">eurybia:</span> we’ve talked about this<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> Damn it, I burned my hand!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> You idiot. That’s because you’re not being care-<br />
ikharus putting his hand on ares heart<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> Ahh, so nice and cold<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">taran:</span> You need to start appreciating the small things in life.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> But I already appreciate nyla.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> I can kill someone 25 different ways with a spoon<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">brusk:</span> weird flex but okay<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> so how would you comfort someone who is sad?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> Well, I'd gently remind them that in the whole scheme of the universe they are insignificant and nobody will remember them when they die anyway.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> no<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> im sorry i hurt your „feelings“<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">jhaan:</span> id be more comforted if you didn’t put feelings in air quotes<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> I wonder what our future togheter will look like.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Just close your eyes.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> I can`t see anything.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Exactly.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Bai:</span> You only have one week left to live.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Eurybia:</span> Promise?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Amaya:</span> I like it when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ishar:</span> looking down and realizing he only has two arms Fuck.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> not everyone is going to think that i’m pretty and that’s okay<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> they’re wrong though<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> don’t make me angry. you won’t like me when i’m angry.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">zhira:</span> we don’t like you anyway<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nyla:</span> You know, Aphelion gives Galina flowers everyday, it’d be sweet if you did that too.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Tei:</span> … ok<br />
[The next day]<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Tei, to Galina:</span> gives her flowers<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Galina:</span> Wha-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Tei:</span> Yeah I don’t get it either.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Namida:</span> So when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Elio:</span> Yeah….. Except I’m an emotional man with tons of depth. I speak 5 languages and play every instrument known. I can build a house. I can plant a garden. I know a little bit about everything. Maybe women really are bitches who just seek to destroy men and invalidate them?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Awali to Namida:</span> I have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing I’ve ever heard and nothing will ever top it.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Namida to Awali:</span> I love how none of the things he stated are indicative of emotional depth or an interesting personality.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ishar:</span> you won’t be sad forever, Eurybia.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Eurybia:</span> *faintly smiles*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ishar:</span> one day you’ll top everything.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Eurybia:</span> thanks Eu-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ishar:</span> and if not you can still top me<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Eurybia:</span> ew..<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> how do I get Ares to ask me out?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> well, you know how people always say "be yourself"?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> don't do that<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> we're brothers<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">rida:</span> you know if you take out an R it becomes "bother" and i really relate to that<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> brothe<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">rida:</span> 2 types of people<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> I love him…<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> do you think he knows I exist?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> Well, you're married so I'd hope so<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nyla:</span> When I was small-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> laughs<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> Was?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Suna:</span> I don't know what to say to her.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> Just say you're beautiful.<br />
{Later}<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Suna:</span> Hey Niobe.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Suna:</span> I'm beautiful.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> You read my diary?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Zhira:</span> At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> I treat my body like a temple.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> You like me? You like my personality?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> I was surprised too.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nevin:</span> It’s impossible to know when the middle of my life is, so I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aizen:</span> AH KURO COME HERE QUICK!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kuranosuke:</span> [sprinting at full speed with a sword] Aizen what's wrong???!!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aizen:</span> [clutching his face] I PUT BABY SHAMPOO IN MY EYES!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kuranosuke:</span> Aizen WHY?!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aizen:</span> It said 'no tears' on it so I wanted to test it out!<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kali:</span> You're skipping work?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ban:</span> I called in sick.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kali:</span> Called who? You're the boss.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ban:</span> I know. It was a strange conversation.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nevin:</span> would you rather kill Hera or-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Mephisto:</span> yes, kill her<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nevin:</span> but I didnt say the other option<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Mephisto:</span> I don’t need to hear it<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nevin:</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Hera:</span> I’m feeling a little unsafe<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Hey, Zhira, have you ever been mistaken for a man?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Zhira:</span> No, have you?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> I have no emotions. I feel nothing, especially joy. I have never felt the mindnumbing joy everyone else feels. I have never once laughed or smiled in my life. Joy is just a concept to me, something that never existed for myself. My emotions were removed long before I could feel them. I am only -<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya:</span> accidentally runs face first into a wall<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> laughs for five minutes straight<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nyla:</span> Some people give off a vibe right away like, “Don’t fuck with me.” My vibe is more like, “You could pour hot soup in my lap and I’d apologize to you.”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> Ares, I pity you because you're dumb.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> to Soraya Sylas will show you around<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Sylas:</span> uhm, right this way is the exit...<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Niobe:</span> how about we play hide and seek?<br />
Suna: I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is hard to find.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nioba:</span> *voice cracking, sobbing* okay<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> After all these years you’re still just an ignorant child.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> True, but that’s part of my charm, isn’t it?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> Well at least we have some things in common.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> Despondency<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> Self-loathing<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> Lethargy<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Elio:</span> I had a feeling I was gonna meet someone special out here<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Awali:</span> blushes Thank y-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Elio:</span> But I was wrong.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> Some days I feel like I'm the only one impressed I showed up for work.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Tei:</span> u okay?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nlya, crying:</span> yeah its just because of these onions<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Tei, to onions:</span> wtf did u say to her<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Namida:</span> Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Elio:</span> I’m a knife.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Layla:</span> He’s a little spoon.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aphelion:</span> Rune, alcohol can’t solve all of your problems.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> Well neither can milk.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> I spy with my little eye something beginning with ’S’.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> [looks over at Ares and Elijah talking] Is it ‘sexual tension’?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Interviewer:</span> “Would you say you’re independent?”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya:</span> *turns to Ares*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> *nod*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya:</span> “Yeah, I’d say I’m pretty independent.”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Mephisto:</span> Hey, what do you think your last words will be?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Jhaan:</span> 'finally.‘<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya:</span> Do not give me that attitude, I am sick and tired of it.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Random Maid:</span> Oh my god, I breathed. Am I not allowed to breathe anymore?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya:</span> Right.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> All men and women are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Princess Soraya hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Amaya:</span> it’s kinda cold<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ishar:</span> here, take my jacket<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nyla:</span> yeah, i’m kinda cold as well<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Tei:</span> WELL DAMN NYLA, I DON'T CONTROL THE WEATHER<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> I like you. Do you like me?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> no<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> you never asked if I loved you<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> wow, do you love me?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> no<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> I'm stronger<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> I'm taller<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> I'm smarter<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> I'm cooler<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> I'm cuter<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> mumbling ...well, that's true<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Elio:</span> do you think that I have anger issues?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Namida:</span> well, I wouldn't exactly call it an issue. an issue is something you can fix...<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Jhaan:</span> what are you doing?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> confronting the person who ruined my life.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Jhaan:</span> …you’re yelling at the mirror<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aphelion:</span> so I heard you like bad boys<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Galina:</span> lmao not at all<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aphelion:</span> revealing his gummy smile oh thank god, I have a chance then<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nevin:</span> I'm not sure I get the question... what do you mean by... rules?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nevin:</span> am I saying it right? ...rules?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Xue:</span> I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Hera:</span> *holding a knife to their throat usually does the trick for me*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> as a boy I can confirm that this makes me nervous<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> This woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ishar:</span> that could kill you<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Eurybia:</span> good<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> Here’s your tea, Hera.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Hera:</span> Thanks. Could I have a little spoon please?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> Uh, sure gently hugs her from behind<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Hera:</span> You’re an idiot but this is nice<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya:</span> Why is Ares crying?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> He took one of those “Which Capital City Royalty Are You” quizzes.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya:</span> Oh, who did he get?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> Taeyoon.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Alternative responses to "I Love You"</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Eurybia:</span> Thanks.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> A horrible decision really.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> *finger guns*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> I'm sorry.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nyla:</span> *laughs nervously*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> Who doesn't?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Namida:</span> *laughs hysterically*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya:</span> I know.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Jhaan:</span> Why?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> If only there was someone out there who loved you.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> You know, I bet you'd look great bent over my bed grasping at the sheets winks<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Hera:</span> ...<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Hera:</span> I'm not making your bed.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> Dammit I thought that one would work<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Awali:</span> Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Elio:</span> It's 4 in the fucking morning.<br />
<br />
Eurybia is delicate. Like a flower. Like a delicate, damaged flower who hates herself.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">- Rune</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> You won't like me when I'm angry<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> I Don't like you ever<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nevin:</span> You know, people treat me like a god.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Mephisto:</span> How?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nevin:</span> They tend to ignore my existence unless they need something from me.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> When I die, have Ares lower my coffin into the ground.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> Why?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> So he can let me down one last time.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> people tell me I have this unique way of lighting up the room.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> It’s called arson and those people are witnesses.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">astra:</span> What was the most inspiring thing I’ve ever said to you?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tae:</span> “Don’t be an idiot”. Changed my life.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let The Bodies Hit The Floor” are both about the same event but from different perspectives? <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">hera:</span> I’m literally begging you to stop.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">jhaan:</span> You’re the bad guy in someone else’s story.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> jhaan, I’m the bad guy in MY story.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Close your eyes. What do you see?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> Nothing.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> That's what your life is without me.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> Wow...<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">veigar:</span> I could have been naked! why didn’t you knock!?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">hera:</span> You could have been naked<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> final question. you and hera have a dinner date booked at seven. at what time do you arrive?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> seven. AM. case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. can the cook be trusted? if not, kill him. dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> you’re ready.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> really?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> no. everything you said was insane.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> I tend to think emotions are for ugly people.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> I won’t have my honor questioned by you.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tae:</span> I’m not questioning your honor. I’m denying its existence.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> I'm not jealous!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nyla:</span> Yesterday you yelled at a guy because he asked me if I wanted a drink.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> So?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nyla:</span> tei, he was the waiter.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">jhaan:</span> I slept for twelve hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for twelve more just in case.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> That’s basically a coma.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">jhaan:</span> Sounds festive.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> ares, I think you should play the role of my father.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> I don't want to be your father.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> Perfect, you already know your lines.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tae:</span> Astra, what's a blowjob?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">astra:</span> Um... it's when hairstylists blow dry someones hair, it's called a blowjob.<br />
[later, ares comes home wet from the rain]<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tae:</span> You're wet. Let me give you a blowjob.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">astra:</span> *spits out her drink*<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> hold the fuck up<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> that’s me. I’m the fuck-up, hold me.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">namida:</span> I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ishar:</span> You people already know too much about me.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">namida:</span> I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalia:</span> I should do something stupid.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">veigar:</span> Im stupid. Do me.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">veigar:</span> Okay, If I was the last person on earth would you date me?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalia:</span> veigar, if you were the last person on earth I wouldnt exist.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">namida:</span> sighs in the background<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> how is the biggest asshole in the world doing?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> i don't know nevin, how are you doing?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> fuck you<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nyla:</span> I don’t know, how are yo-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">namida, from across the room:</span> I’m great thanks.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">hera:</span> I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for like, a year now.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> Wow, they sound really stupid.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">hera:</span> But they’re not. They’re really smart, actually.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">hera:</span> I guess you’re right. Hey Mephisto, I love you.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> See? Just like that.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">hera:<br />
hera:<br />
hera:</span> Holy shit.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> If that flies over their head then, sorry Hera, but they’re too dumb for you.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">namida:</span> I wish you'd just admit that you made a mistake <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">elio, stirring his coffee aggressively:</span> I prefer it with salt<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">astra:</span> so are you gonna do everything he tells you to?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> I don‘t know<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> *looks at ares* am I?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kirara:</span> I relate to Belle because she loves to read books, and loves people for their souls.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Wake me up<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ishar:</span> Before you go go<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">arynah:</span> When September Ends<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> WAKE ME UP INSIDE<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> Three kinds of people<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ezekiel:</span> I really like your name.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">cuchulainn:</span> *bad at flirting* Thanks, I got it for my birthday.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">aphelion:</span> FOUR MONTHS!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> What's he talking about?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">astra:</span> It's really not that big of a deal.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">aphelion:</span> YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME NURTURE A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS?!<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Do you understand the plan now that I have explained it five times?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kuzey:</span> Yes.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Are you lying?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kuzey:</span> Yes.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> Crushes are the worst.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nyla:</span> Yeah. Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> You're always acting stupid.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nyla:</span> ...<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tae:</span> What the hell is wrong with you?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">jaewan:</span> Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">shenyen:</span> Aren't you a little old to not know how to read?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> Aren't you a little old to be alive?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">elio</span>: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party, and you’re all invited.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">awali:</span> “If”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nari:</span> Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to, and he might not even die.</div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ishar:</span> I think we should kiss.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">eurybia:</span> You know, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, and then I think - better not.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">aizen:</span> I don't cry for anything.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kura:</span> You were literally just crying about dragons.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">aizen:</span> They can't blow out their birthday candles!<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">rune:</span> Welcome to the “Fuck a Airbender Hating Firebender Club”, where we say a weekly “fuck you” to the airnation hating Firebenders.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">jhaan, visibly sweating:</span> There’s been a misunderstanding-<br />
<br />
“I’m in love with you, you just want to be friends, and I’m totally cool living with that constant pain.”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Zhira to Rune<br />
</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Sylas:</span> You are not worthless. Organs are extremely expensive on the black market.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypo, holding a Lush bag:</span> Listen, I know we don’t get along with each other but I got you a bath bomb for your birthday. So whenever you’re feeling stressed and you need a bath, just fill your bathtub with water and drop this in. I guarantee all your worries will be over.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya, looking inside:</span> This is a toaster<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">someone:</span> Congratulations to you and Soraya for being pregnant<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Like I needed more people calling me Daddy but yes thanks, we're... thrilled.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kali:</span> I know you snuck out last night, Brusk.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">brusk:</span> inner voice Play dump!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">brusk:</span> Whos Brusk?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">brusk:</span> *inner voice* Not that dumb!<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ishar:</span> Bro.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">brusk:</span> What, bro?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ishar:</span> Tell the whole world we’re bros.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">brusk, whispering:</span> We’re bros.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ishar:</span> Why’d you whisper, bro?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">brusk:</span> Because you’re my whole world, bro.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ishar:</span> B r o.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nyla:</span> Can I have your jacket? Im cold!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> No, no. Your nipples look great.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">rida:</span> Don’t fraternize with this creature. I am still training him.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">luneth:</span> It’s only a parrot!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">rida:</span> I was talking to the parrot.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">elysandre [to ishar]</span> :I am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility and I hope it won't color your opinion of eurybia, who is not only a wonderful lady but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><br />
ravioli:</span> I never brag.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">pios:</span> You once called your face the proof of God’s existence.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Elysandre:</span> “Bland, boring, Eurybia. If she were a spice, she’d be flour.”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> Have a good day.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Don't tell me what to do.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Niobe:</span> *holding an antique bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Suna:</span> *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Suna:</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Suna:</span> It's perfume.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> Nevin thinks she’s smart and she said that onions are the only food that can make people cry, so I threw a coconut at her face.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">neiris:</span> When you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">brusk:</span> *holds up 8 of hearts* Is this your card?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">neiris:</span> *softly* Holy Shit.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ravioli:</span> Dont be upsetti, have some spaghetti.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">rune:</span> One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Since i’m going out of town for a while, i’ve left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares, picking one piece of paper out of the bowl</span>: For instance, “Ikharus, stop doing that” just applies to everything<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><br />
Bai:</span> I need to get something off my chest.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Yume:</span> Is it your shirt? Please say yes.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Elijah:</span> Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> [sighing] It’s ares’s turn…<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Fuck shit up out there and don’t die.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Sylas:</span> [wiping away a tear] Inspirational.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Bai:</span> Rune, alcohol can’t solve all of your problems.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> Well neither can milk.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Help me with this crossword puzzle, I need a seven letter word for “disappointment”.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">sylas:</span> ikharus<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> It fits.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">sylas:</span> Sure<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">rune.:</span> You can never say bubbles in a threatening way<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> ...<br />
(5 minutes later)<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> Hey, why is ares angrily screaming ‘bubbles’ on the roof?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Bai:</span> Yes.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> I was hula hooping. Kalypso and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Bai:</span> Oh. My. God.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Bai:</span> Why are you telling me this?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Because no one will ever believe you.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Bai:</span> You sick son of a bitch.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> today ares called me a tool<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> haha, jokes on him<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> tools are useful<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> please stop talking to me<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> I'm not sure I get the question... what do you mean by... rules?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> am I saying it right? ...rules?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> babe<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> yes?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">sylas:</span> yes?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">everyone:</span> grab the popcorn<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as “Eagle One”.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Kalypsos code name: “Been There, Done That”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Soraya is “Currently Doing That”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Sylas is “It Happened Once in a Dream”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Elijahs code name: “If I Had To Pick a Dude”.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Bai is… “Eagle Two”.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Bai:</span> Oh thank God.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">sylas:</span> i love you<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> thank you<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">sylas:</span> i love you so much<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> thank you so much<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">runes wife ismene:</span> [bursts into room]<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ismene:</span> So you two ARE having sex!<br />
[rune und zhira sitting on their beds reading]<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> We are? Zhira why didn’t you tell me? I’d have put down my book.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">bai:</span> Please never become a surgeon.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">astra:</span> What if birds aren’t singing and they’re screaming because they’re scared of heights<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">aphelion:</span> ...<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">slyas:</span> Aren’t stars so amazing?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> You’re the prettiest star.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">slyas:</span> What’d you say?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A CAR.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us.(Bearbeitet)<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> u ever think??<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> no & u cant make me<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">bai:</span> remember murder is never the answer<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> of course, murder is the question<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> and the answer is yes<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">elijah:</span> how was the honeymoon?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> soraya got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire. she said "good luck to return me without the receipt"<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someone’s cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and look right into their eyes and then violently twist their head at a right angle and snap their neck?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> I'll be right back.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> I know what you are.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Say it.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> Problematic.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> Did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener”?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">sylas:</span> Should I not have?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">shallan:</span> Maybe because you're pretty, you're used to getting away with things. But I want you to know that your actions have an affect on others, and I hate you. And you're a horrible person. And you not understanding that you're a horrible person doesn't make you any less of a horrible person!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya</span>: You think I'm pretty?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> look, you seem very nice<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">aphelion:</span> thanks<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> I have no room in my life for people like that<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Bai to Yume:</span> " How's the most beautiful person on earth doing? "<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya, from across the room:</span> "I'm great, THANK YOU!"<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> "I don't dress to imppress. I dress to depress."<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> " I look so good i make people hate Themselves."<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> “You said if you were ever going to do opposite sex experimentation, it was going to be with me.”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Suna:</span> “I never said that to you.”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> “It has been implied.”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Suna:</span> “By you.”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Cuchulainn:</span> You know I`m jealous of you.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ezekiel:</span> What? Why?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Cuchulainn:</span> Your partner is way hotter than mine.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ezekiel:</span> wait, but...<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ezekiel:</span> but we are dating...<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ezekiel:</span> COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kuranosuke</span>: I can fit the whole world in my hands.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aizen:</span> No, thats impossible.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kuranosuke:</span> *cups Aizens face with his hands.*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aizen:</span> *blushes furiously*<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Mephisto:</span> I wanna do bad things to you.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Hera:</span> Oh. Kinky. Like what?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Mephisto:</span> Break your legs. Choke you to death. Push you off a building. Snap your neck.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Hera:</span> *...disappears*<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Aaah...Bai...finally...my archenemy-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> [kicking in the door] Your wHAT NOW<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Rune,really,it's not-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> HOW COULD YOU ARES<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> BUT IT SEEMS LIKE I AM JUST ANOTHER COMMON RIVAL TO YOU<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">pan</span>: i want to dominate the world<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">cheol:</span> pan-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">pan:</span> you are my world<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">cheol:</span> thank you dear<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">pan:<br />
cheol:<br />
cheol:</span> wait<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">eurybia:</span> I hate you!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">rune:</span> I hate me more!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">eurybia:</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">eurybia:</span> we’ve talked about this<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> Damn it, I burned my hand!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> You idiot. That’s because you’re not being care-<br />
ikharus putting his hand on ares heart<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> Ahh, so nice and cold<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">taran:</span> You need to start appreciating the small things in life.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> But I already appreciate nyla.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> I can kill someone 25 different ways with a spoon<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">brusk:</span> weird flex but okay<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> so how would you comfort someone who is sad?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> Well, I'd gently remind them that in the whole scheme of the universe they are insignificant and nobody will remember them when they die anyway.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> no<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> im sorry i hurt your „feelings“<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">jhaan:</span> id be more comforted if you didn’t put feelings in air quotes<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> I wonder what our future togheter will look like.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Just close your eyes.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> I can`t see anything.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Exactly.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Bai:</span> You only have one week left to live.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Eurybia:</span> Promise?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Amaya:</span> I like it when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ishar:</span> looking down and realizing he only has two arms Fuck.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> not everyone is going to think that i’m pretty and that’s okay<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> they’re wrong though<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> don’t make me angry. you won’t like me when i’m angry.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">zhira:</span> we don’t like you anyway<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nyla:</span> You know, Aphelion gives Galina flowers everyday, it’d be sweet if you did that too.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Tei:</span> … ok<br />
[The next day]<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Tei, to Galina:</span> gives her flowers<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Galina:</span> Wha-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Tei:</span> Yeah I don’t get it either.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Namida:</span> So when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Elio:</span> Yeah….. Except I’m an emotional man with tons of depth. I speak 5 languages and play every instrument known. I can build a house. I can plant a garden. I know a little bit about everything. Maybe women really are bitches who just seek to destroy men and invalidate them?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Awali to Namida:</span> I have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing I’ve ever heard and nothing will ever top it.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Namida to Awali:</span> I love how none of the things he stated are indicative of emotional depth or an interesting personality.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ishar:</span> you won’t be sad forever, Eurybia.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Eurybia:</span> *faintly smiles*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ishar:</span> one day you’ll top everything.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Eurybia:</span> thanks Eu-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ishar:</span> and if not you can still top me<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Eurybia:</span> ew..<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> how do I get Ares to ask me out?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> well, you know how people always say "be yourself"?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> don't do that<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> we're brothers<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">rida:</span> you know if you take out an R it becomes "bother" and i really relate to that<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> brothe<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">rida:</span> 2 types of people<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> I love him…<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> do you think he knows I exist?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> Well, you're married so I'd hope so<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nyla:</span> When I was small-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> laughs<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> Was?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Suna:</span> I don't know what to say to her.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> Just say you're beautiful.<br />
{Later}<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Suna:</span> Hey Niobe.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Suna:</span> I'm beautiful.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> You read my diary?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Zhira:</span> At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> I treat my body like a temple.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> You like me? You like my personality?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> I was surprised too.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nevin:</span> It’s impossible to know when the middle of my life is, so I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aizen:</span> AH KURO COME HERE QUICK!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kuranosuke:</span> [sprinting at full speed with a sword] Aizen what's wrong???!!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aizen:</span> [clutching his face] I PUT BABY SHAMPOO IN MY EYES!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kuranosuke:</span> Aizen WHY?!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aizen:</span> It said 'no tears' on it so I wanted to test it out!<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kali:</span> You're skipping work?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ban:</span> I called in sick.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kali:</span> Called who? You're the boss.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ban:</span> I know. It was a strange conversation.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nevin:</span> would you rather kill Hera or-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Mephisto:</span> yes, kill her<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nevin:</span> but I didnt say the other option<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Mephisto:</span> I don’t need to hear it<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nevin:</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Hera:</span> I’m feeling a little unsafe<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Hey, Zhira, have you ever been mistaken for a man?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Zhira:</span> No, have you?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> I have no emotions. I feel nothing, especially joy. I have never felt the mindnumbing joy everyone else feels. I have never once laughed or smiled in my life. Joy is just a concept to me, something that never existed for myself. My emotions were removed long before I could feel them. I am only -<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya:</span> accidentally runs face first into a wall<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> laughs for five minutes straight<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nyla:</span> Some people give off a vibe right away like, “Don’t fuck with me.” My vibe is more like, “You could pour hot soup in my lap and I’d apologize to you.”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> Ares, I pity you because you're dumb.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> to Soraya Sylas will show you around<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Sylas:</span> uhm, right this way is the exit...<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Niobe:</span> how about we play hide and seek?<br />
Suna: I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is hard to find.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nioba:</span> *voice cracking, sobbing* okay<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> After all these years you’re still just an ignorant child.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> True, but that’s part of my charm, isn’t it?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> Well at least we have some things in common.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> Despondency<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> Self-loathing<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> Lethargy<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Elio:</span> I had a feeling I was gonna meet someone special out here<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Awali:</span> blushes Thank y-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Elio:</span> But I was wrong.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> Some days I feel like I'm the only one impressed I showed up for work.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Tei:</span> u okay?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nlya, crying:</span> yeah its just because of these onions<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Tei, to onions:</span> wtf did u say to her<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Namida:</span> Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Elio:</span> I’m a knife.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Layla:</span> He’s a little spoon.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aphelion:</span> Rune, alcohol can’t solve all of your problems.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> Well neither can milk.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> I spy with my little eye something beginning with ’S’.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> [looks over at Ares and Elijah talking] Is it ‘sexual tension’?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Interviewer:</span> “Would you say you’re independent?”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya:</span> *turns to Ares*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> *nod*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya:</span> “Yeah, I’d say I’m pretty independent.”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Mephisto:</span> Hey, what do you think your last words will be?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Jhaan:</span> 'finally.‘<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya:</span> Do not give me that attitude, I am sick and tired of it.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Random Maid:</span> Oh my god, I breathed. Am I not allowed to breathe anymore?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya:</span> Right.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> All men and women are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Princess Soraya hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Amaya:</span> it’s kinda cold<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ishar:</span> here, take my jacket<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nyla:</span> yeah, i’m kinda cold as well<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Tei:</span> WELL DAMN NYLA, I DON'T CONTROL THE WEATHER<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> I like you. Do you like me?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> no<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> you never asked if I loved you<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> wow, do you love me?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> no<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> I'm stronger<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> I'm taller<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> I'm smarter<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> I'm cooler<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> I'm cuter<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> mumbling ...well, that's true<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Elio:</span> do you think that I have anger issues?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Namida:</span> well, I wouldn't exactly call it an issue. an issue is something you can fix...<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Jhaan:</span> what are you doing?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> confronting the person who ruined my life.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Jhaan:</span> …you’re yelling at the mirror<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aphelion:</span> so I heard you like bad boys<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Galina:</span> lmao not at all<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aphelion:</span> revealing his gummy smile oh thank god, I have a chance then<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nevin:</span> I'm not sure I get the question... what do you mean by... rules?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nevin:</span> am I saying it right? ...rules?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Xue:</span> I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Hera:</span> *holding a knife to their throat usually does the trick for me*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> as a boy I can confirm that this makes me nervous<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> This woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ishar:</span> that could kill you<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Eurybia:</span> good<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> Here’s your tea, Hera.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Hera:</span> Thanks. Could I have a little spoon please?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> Uh, sure gently hugs her from behind<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Hera:</span> You’re an idiot but this is nice<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya:</span> Why is Ares crying?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> He took one of those “Which Capital City Royalty Are You” quizzes.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya:</span> Oh, who did he get?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> Taeyoon.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Alternative responses to "I Love You"</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Eurybia:</span> Thanks.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rune:</span> A horrible decision really.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> *finger guns*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ikharus:</span> I'm sorry.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nyla:</span> *laughs nervously*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> Who doesn't?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Namida:</span> *laughs hysterically*<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Soraya:</span> I know.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Jhaan:</span> Why?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> If only there was someone out there who loved you.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> You know, I bet you'd look great bent over my bed grasping at the sheets winks<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Hera:</span> ...<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Hera:</span> I'm not making your bed.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Veigar:</span> Dammit I thought that one would work<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Awali:</span> Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Elio:</span> It's 4 in the fucking morning.<br />
<br />
Eurybia is delicate. Like a flower. Like a delicate, damaged flower who hates herself.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">- Rune</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Ares:</span> You won't like me when I'm angry<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> I Don't like you ever<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nevin:</span> You know, people treat me like a god.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Mephisto:</span> How?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Nevin:</span> They tend to ignore my existence unless they need something from me.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> When I die, have Ares lower my coffin into the ground.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Astra:</span> Why?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Kalypso:</span> So he can let me down one last time.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> people tell me I have this unique way of lighting up the room.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> It’s called arson and those people are witnesses.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">astra:</span> What was the most inspiring thing I’ve ever said to you?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tae:</span> “Don’t be an idiot”. Changed my life.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let The Bodies Hit The Floor” are both about the same event but from different perspectives? <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">hera:</span> I’m literally begging you to stop.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">jhaan:</span> You’re the bad guy in someone else’s story.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> jhaan, I’m the bad guy in MY story.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Close your eyes. What do you see?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> Nothing.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> That's what your life is without me.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> Wow...<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">veigar:</span> I could have been naked! why didn’t you knock!?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">hera:</span> You could have been naked<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> final question. you and hera have a dinner date booked at seven. at what time do you arrive?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> seven. AM. case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. can the cook be trusted? if not, kill him. dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> you’re ready.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> really?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> no. everything you said was insane.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> I tend to think emotions are for ugly people.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> I won’t have my honor questioned by you.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tae:</span> I’m not questioning your honor. I’m denying its existence.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> I'm not jealous!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nyla:</span> Yesterday you yelled at a guy because he asked me if I wanted a drink.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> So?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nyla:</span> tei, he was the waiter.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">jhaan:</span> I slept for twelve hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for twelve more just in case.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ikharus:</span> That’s basically a coma.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">jhaan:</span> Sounds festive.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> ares, I think you should play the role of my father.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> I don't want to be your father.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> Perfect, you already know your lines.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tae:</span> Astra, what's a blowjob?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">astra:</span> Um... it's when hairstylists blow dry someones hair, it's called a blowjob.<br />
[later, ares comes home wet from the rain]<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tae:</span> You're wet. Let me give you a blowjob.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">astra:</span> *spits out her drink*<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> hold the fuck up<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> that’s me. I’m the fuck-up, hold me.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">namida:</span> I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ishar:</span> You people already know too much about me.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">namida:</span> I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalia:</span> I should do something stupid.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">veigar:</span> Im stupid. Do me.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">veigar:</span> Okay, If I was the last person on earth would you date me?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalia:</span> veigar, if you were the last person on earth I wouldnt exist.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">namida:</span> sighs in the background<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> how is the biggest asshole in the world doing?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> i don't know nevin, how are you doing?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> fuck you<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nyla:</span> I don’t know, how are yo-<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">namida, from across the room:</span> I’m great thanks.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">hera:</span> I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for like, a year now.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> Wow, they sound really stupid.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">hera:</span> But they’re not. They’re really smart, actually.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">hera:</span> I guess you’re right. Hey Mephisto, I love you.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> See? Just like that.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">hera:<br />
hera:<br />
hera:</span> Holy shit.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> If that flies over their head then, sorry Hera, but they’re too dumb for you.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">namida:</span> I wish you'd just admit that you made a mistake <br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">elio, stirring his coffee aggressively:</span> I prefer it with salt<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">astra:</span> so are you gonna do everything he tells you to?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> I don‘t know<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">soraya:</span> *looks at ares* am I?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kirara:</span> I relate to Belle because she loves to read books, and loves people for their souls.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Wake me up<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ishar:</span> Before you go go<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">arynah:</span> When September Ends<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">mephisto:</span> WAKE ME UP INSIDE<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> Three kinds of people<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ezekiel:</span> I really like your name.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">cuchulainn:</span> *bad at flirting* Thanks, I got it for my birthday.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">aphelion:</span> FOUR MONTHS!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kalypso:</span> What's he talking about?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">astra:</span> It's really not that big of a deal.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">aphelion:</span> YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME NURTURE A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS?!<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Do you understand the plan now that I have explained it five times?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kuzey:</span> Yes.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ares:</span> Are you lying?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kuzey:</span> Yes.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> Crushes are the worst.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nyla:</span> Yeah. Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tei:</span> You're always acting stupid.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nyla:</span> ...<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">tae:</span> What the hell is wrong with you?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">jaewan:</span> Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">shenyen:</span> Aren't you a little old to not know how to read?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nevin:</span> Aren't you a little old to be alive?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">elio</span>: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party, and you’re all invited.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">awali:</span> “If”<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">nari:</span> Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to, and he might not even die.</div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<description><![CDATA[Weniger ein Spiel als eine kleine Sammlung von lustigen Momenten, Dialogen oder Erlebnissen aus euren Alltag die ihr teilen und auf diese Art festhalten wollt. Dient zur allgemeinen Belustigung und macht Spaß ein paar Wochen später noch mal selbst zu lesen, was man so erlebt hat. <br />
<br />
Ich fange an: <br />
<br />
Dialog mit meinen Freund betreffend MAOAM Kracher, die ich generell nicht mag. <br />
<br />
Ich: Ieh. Es gibt sogar Cola... doppelt ekelig<br />
Er: Die gehen noch, die roten sind lecker, aber sind nur wenig drin.<br />
Ich: Ach die hab ich gestern probiert<br />
Er: Warum frisst du mir die weg?!?<br />
Ich: Ich wollte wissen wie wenig ich die mag<br />
Er: Ah, der gleiche Grund also warum ich mit dir zusammen bin. Verstehe.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Weniger ein Spiel als eine kleine Sammlung von lustigen Momenten, Dialogen oder Erlebnissen aus euren Alltag die ihr teilen und auf diese Art festhalten wollt. Dient zur allgemeinen Belustigung und macht Spaß ein paar Wochen später noch mal selbst zu lesen, was man so erlebt hat. <br />
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Ich fange an: <br />
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Dialog mit meinen Freund betreffend MAOAM Kracher, die ich generell nicht mag. <br />
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Ich: Ieh. Es gibt sogar Cola... doppelt ekelig<br />
Er: Die gehen noch, die roten sind lecker, aber sind nur wenig drin.<br />
Ich: Ach die hab ich gestern probiert<br />
Er: Warum frisst du mir die weg?!?<br />
Ich: Ich wollte wissen wie wenig ich die mag<br />
Er: Ah, der gleiche Grund also warum ich mit dir zusammen bin. Verstehe.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[O-KDrama, ein Talk]]></title>
			<link>https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/showthread.php?tid=978</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2020 19:12:33 +0200</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/member.php?action=profile&uid=197">Ikharus</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[... ich wurde hierzu von einer Notification genötigt, weil Gurek mich stalked ... every step you take und so ;}<br />
Aaaber she right, ich kann 'nen KDrama Thread gut gebrauchen, weil ich honestly kaum noch was anderes gucke und also ja, hier ist es.<br />
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<dvz_me_placeholder id="0" /> Schätze also mal, wir gucken beide Tale of the nine-tailed, ya? :'D<br />
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P.S.: Dieser Titel ist kacke, please helft mir mal, 'nen besseren zu finden. Dange!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[... ich wurde hierzu von einer Notification genötigt, weil Gurek mich stalked ... every step you take und so ;}<br />
Aaaber she right, ich kann 'nen KDrama Thread gut gebrauchen, weil ich honestly kaum noch was anderes gucke und also ja, hier ist es.<br />
<br />
<dvz_me_placeholder id="0" /> Schätze also mal, wir gucken beide Tale of the nine-tailed, ya? :'D<br />
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P.S.: Dieser Titel ist kacke, please helft mir mal, 'nen besseren zu finden. Dange!]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Duck, Duck, Goo-warte mal, was?]]></title>
			<link>https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/showthread.php?tid=939</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2020 22:56:15 +0200</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/member.php?action=profile&uid=198">Jhaan</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hierbei geht es darum, sich entweder <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Anfangs-</span> oder <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Endsätze</span> für Posts vorzugeben.<br />
Postet man das Wort <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Duck</span>, muss derjenige, der vor einem gepostet hat, nichts befürchten. Postet man das Wort <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Goose</span>, muss man mit einem @-Verweis dem Vorposter einen Satz zusammenschreiben, welchen dieser entweder am Anfang oder Ende eines Posts im Inplay verwenden muss.<br />
Fragen? Nein? Dann los.<br />
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Duck.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hierbei geht es darum, sich entweder <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Anfangs-</span> oder <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Endsätze</span> für Posts vorzugeben.<br />
Postet man das Wort <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Duck</span>, muss derjenige, der vor einem gepostet hat, nichts befürchten. Postet man das Wort <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Goose</span>, muss man mit einem @-Verweis dem Vorposter einen Satz zusammenschreiben, welchen dieser entweder am Anfang oder Ende eines Posts im Inplay verwenden muss.<br />
Fragen? Nein? Dann los.<br />
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Duck.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Szenen-/Charaktergifs]]></title>
			<link>https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/showthread.php?tid=575</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 23 Feb 2020 21:05:18 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/member.php?action=profile&uid=0">Nyla</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Beschreibe (d)einen Charakter oder eine Szene, in der er oder ein anderer sich befindet, mit einem einzigen Gif. Verlinke dazu den Charakter oder die Szene, um auch Außenstehenden den Kontext zu ermöglichen. Ganz easy!<br />
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Für's Beispiel missbrauchen wir mal den allseits beliebten <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><dvz_me_placeholder id="1" /></span>:<br />
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<img src="https://media0.giphy.com/media/PygiRDodHJMBy/giphy.gif?cid=790b76112b2fbbfeaf6e094c9bfdd5bc0bc1a9b176b6c857&amp;rid=giphy.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Bild: giphy.gif?cid=790b76112b2fbbfeaf6e094c9b...=giphy.gif]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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Viel Spaß!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Beschreibe (d)einen Charakter oder eine Szene, in der er oder ein anderer sich befindet, mit einem einzigen Gif. Verlinke dazu den Charakter oder die Szene, um auch Außenstehenden den Kontext zu ermöglichen. Ganz easy!<br />
<br />
Für's Beispiel missbrauchen wir mal den allseits beliebten <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><dvz_me_placeholder id="1" /></span>:<br />
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<img src="https://media0.giphy.com/media/PygiRDodHJMBy/giphy.gif?cid=790b76112b2fbbfeaf6e094c9bfdd5bc0bc1a9b176b6c857&amp;rid=giphy.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Bild: giphy.gif?cid=790b76112b2fbbfeaf6e094c9b...=giphy.gif]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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Viel Spaß!]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Duck, Duck, Goose]]></title>
			<link>https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/showthread.php?tid=564</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Feb 2020 17:04:02 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://topsiegfried.like-a-hurricane.de/member.php?action=profile&uid=0">Teizoku</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Heirbei geht es darum, sich gegenseitig kleine Aufgaben für das Inplay zu geben. <br />
Postet man das Wort <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Duck</span>, muss derjenige, der <span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">vor</span> einem gepostet hat, nichts befürchten. Postet man das Wort <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Goose</span>, muss man mit einem @-Verweis dem Vorposter eine kleine Aufgabe stellen, die es im Inplay zu erledigen gilt.<br />
Fragen? Nein? Dann los.<br />
<br />
Duck.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Heirbei geht es darum, sich gegenseitig kleine Aufgaben für das Inplay zu geben. <br />
Postet man das Wort <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Duck</span>, muss derjenige, der <span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">vor</span> einem gepostet hat, nichts befürchten. Postet man das Wort <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Goose</span>, muss man mit einem @-Verweis dem Vorposter eine kleine Aufgabe stellen, die es im Inplay zu erledigen gilt.<br />
Fragen? Nein? Dann los.<br />
<br />
Duck.]]></content:encoded>
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